Real talk: we’ve all had those moments where we absolutely need to find a restroom ASAP, but one man in Rosenberg, Texas, took that desperation to a whole new level. Early Sunday morning, around 4:30 a.m., a man allegedly drove his car straight through the front entrance of a local Kroger.
According to the Rosenberg Police Department, the suspect intentionally accelerated into the store’s pharmacy entrance because he was frustrated that the building was closed and the doors were locked. The results were messy, to say the least. Photos released by the police show the vehicle sitting inside the building with shattered glass scattered everywhere and the metal door frames completely trashed.
The store sustained major damage, and the man was taken into custody on criminal mischief charges. The police department took to Facebook to address the wild scene, noting, "I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go but we strongly advise finding a store open for business…to do your business." Lowkey, it's giving main character energy, but not in a W way. Definitely an L for his bank account and the local Kroger.
Why it matters
While it sounds like a scene from a movie, the incident serves as a reminder that extreme reactions to minor inconveniences carry serious legal consequences. The suspect is now facing criminal charges for the extensive damage caused by his bathroom emergency.
