The Drill

If you thought we learned our lesson from COVID-19, this new report is here to humble us. New York health officials recently sent professional actors into 73 different healthcare facilities—including ERs, urgent care centers, and clinics—to see if staff could spot a potential pandemic threat.

The actors were doing the most, rocking makeup to look feverish, faking coughs, and even creating a whole backstory about handling a sick, dying duck. They basically gift-wrapped the diagnosis for the medical staff, but the vibes were off from the jump.

The Results

To pass, a facility just had to give the patient a mask and get them into an isolation room. Sounds basic, right? Well, 40% of the facilities failed this simple task.

Only about 60% of places managed to get the actor masked and isolated. When they did, they were often moving at a snail's pace. The goal was to mask within a minute and isolate within 10, but the reality was much slower. In some clinics, it took nearly an hour to move the patient into isolation.

The PPE Situation

It’s giving 'inconsistent.' Even when staff interacted with someone they believed had a contagious, mystery fever, only 25% wore the full recommended PPE (gloves, mask, gown, and eye protection). A shocking 19% of clinicians didn't even bother to put on a mask.

Perhaps most concerning? Despite the actor literally telling a sad, detailed story about handling a sick bird, staff at only seven of the 73 facilities bothered to ask questions about potential bird flu exposure.

Why it matters

Real talk: waiting rooms are ground zero for spreading respiratory viruses. If healthcare facilities can’t quickly isolate a symptomatic patient during a drill, they’re basically leaving the door wide open for a real-world outbreak to spread like wildfire. The study authors noted that these results might actually be a best-case scenario, since facilities that declined the drill might have fared even worse.