The Traitors are sweating
Real talk: this season of The Celebrity Traitors is absolutely unhinged. In Thursday’s episode, the faithfuls finally clocked a Traitor at the first round table, and it was a total serve. Actor Richard E. Grant basically gave himself away by acting like he was playing a high-stakes game of poker in a bar. He was banished in a landslide, and honestly? The vibes were immaculate. Even Ross Kemp, who clearly forgot he was on a TV show, was screaming with excitement.
The plot thickens
With Grant gone, our remaining Traitors—Maya Jama and James Acaster—had a choice: murder someone or recruit. They went for recruitment, snagging mathematician Hannah Fry. Her reaction? Pure gold. She was shook, but she’s officially joined the dark side.
Meanwhile, the missions are getting chaotic. James Blunt was out here giving full 'army officer' energy, and Miranda Hart was absolutely living for it. Things got extra spicy when Myha'la became the primary suspect. Despite her tearful defense at the round table, she was the second person sent home. The catch? She was actually a Faithful. Ouch.
Why it matters
As the game evolves, the paranoia is peaking. Between secret shield deals and internal suspicion, the remaining players are spiraling. With Acaster plotting to remove James Blunt just to end the confusion of sharing a name, it’s safe to say the drama is officially rent-free in our heads.
